By Ann Kreilkamp | January 2, 2014

So I was in the Bloomingfoods Coop yesterday (east side), a very righteous place. During a conversation with the checkout clerk I mentioned that I’m “recovering.” From what Andy, another (ever curious) clerk two checkout stations over, asked. “From Catholicism,” I responded. Then, to the shocked look on yet a third clerk’s face, I explained, “Not that I don’t think everything is divine. Just that I’m no longer bound by the god program.” Perplexed looks all around . . .

Love this riff on hell . . .