Hey, Russkies. Here’s what we got. What you got?

So, as all these gigantic warships from all these countries — Russia, China, France, U.S. England? — gather in the Mediterranean, perhaps they should string lights from ship to ship, play shuffleboard and hopscotch on their shiny, expensive surfaces, show each other all their gadgets, weapons, panopticons. What fun! Boys with their toys! And there’s always card games below. And real discussions, maybe, even. Might the warriors on their nations’ ships will be the first to declare NO MORE WAR?

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