For today’s “news,” I check twitter and facebook. On twitter, Jordan Sather found on 8chan an example, of how, during this critical, extremely decisive moment in U.S. history, some people are still capable of creatively making fun of all the drama designed to inspire F.E.A.R. (False Evidence Appearing Real). 

Then, on Facebook, this morning:

Trump Calls Migrant Caravan A National Emergency

The above sounds like the title of any one of many “news” articles in the past few days. But do read it anyhow. The numbers therein might raise your eyebrows.