The Nation, where this piece was first posted, used the word “would” in the title. I’d change that. Just imagine what the thousands upon thousands of ETs — stationed above, below and among us while waiting for us to wake up to their presence — imagine what they must be thinking about this latest in our endless, boring run of fat, flaccid, wienerschnitzel peckerdillos. I won’t even bother to post the whole piece. Thanks to alternet.org.