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Tongue in Cheek at Whole Foods: Namaste Yanni!

Whole Foods, along with Luckys Market, is coming to town later this year. I guess we’d better buck up. This comedic take on the Whole Foods ambiance might help. Hilarious.

Via Katarina.

Surviving Whole Foods

Excerpt:

As the great, sliding glass doors part I am immediately smacked in the face by a wall of cool, moist air that smells of strawberries and orchids. I leave behind the concrete jungle and enter a cornucopia of organic bliss; the land of hemp milk and honey. Seriously, think about Heaven and then think about Whole Foods; they’re basically the same.

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1 thought on “Tongue in Cheek at Whole Foods: Namaste Yanni!”

  1. Mari Braveheart-Dances

    There is no greater sound of gratitute and a feeling of hearty thanksgiving than the sound of gusty laughter and the sight of mascara running from resulting crying. Laughed so hard I cried. A resounding thank you for this, Ann! Peace, Mari

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