Roseanne Barr, Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen, tells it like it is.

“I am old now: grey, wrinkled, tired, and bloated, and my joints ache too. But I am ready to come into my full destiny, as my childhood dreams predicted, as a Neo-Amazonian Pirate Queen of my own vessel: firing cannonballs at the worldwide of patriarchy in the name of all that does not suck.” ~Roseanne Barr